The Story:
At about 2:27 pm, I got a nagging pain in my throat that made it hurt to swallow, and to talk load. I went through my day, trying to ignore it, to little avail. It was around 7:45 that my head began to hurt (and it wasn't because I watching Jepardy) and lyed down. Around 8, I switched to watching Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader, and the pain became unbearable. I took an asprin, and returned to watching AYSTA5thG, laughing hysterically at even the smallest jokes.

It was official: I had gone delusional.

So from 9 to 9:50, I dozed off the best you can when your bones feel like craft sticks and your muscles are about as Hellen Keller. Afterwards, I woke up, almost convinced I'd turned into a senoir citizen. I could barely make it out of the room. In the living room, my friend was...err...less than enthusiastic to see me. When I explained why my voice was so low, she said that I should take a Cough Drop. Determined to get rid of the aching pain, so I stuck one in my mouth and came to a conclusion:

MY FRIEND IS EVIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!

Luckily, my other friend gave me a better solution: some pill thingie. Yeah, I'm just lightheaded.

At least that dang cough drop taste is making me ignore the headache. Hopefully I'll be feeling better tomorrow.

In other news, I have a special deviation planned for 500 pageviews.